Saturday, May 21, 2011

Flashlights and Friends...

This is a "Visitor Compilation"
Annie....Laura....Tommy...Hannah...Cherie
(Thats is.)
(Just look at the pics now..)


FLASHLIGHT  "GRAFFITI"
Ann ... Laura ... Tommy
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(Angel Wings..)
(Um yes that IS me...OBV)
(What??  Im super angelic...)
(Ok fine...will call them Faerie Wings)
(Happy now?)

(Yup)

(Annies Love...)

(Uhh....)
(Because I live in Cayman)
(duh)

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(This is WAR !!)

(Chels's)
(Love it...)

(Laura's new "language")
(Get it? )
(Because it looks like Alien signs mixed with Hieroglyphics)
(And yes...I looked up the spelling of Hieroglyphics..)
(What an obnoxious word..)
(I didn't look up obnoxious..I knew that one)

(Smile!!)

(Kris and I...just tossing it around)
(She let the blue one drop...but I kept the red going...which makes me more amazing)
(She would prob say it was because I threw it horribly...)
(But if you'll notice it looks like she could have just opened her palm and it'd fall right in...)
(Really what it looks like is perfection)

(Take Two)
(Looks like I threw it a little too high and too short...)
(OMG does that mean Im not as perfect as I think I am....)
(Naaaaaaaa)

(Kris's broken heart...)


(Heartbeat)

( The Blues Sisters)
(Because were blue)
(And were sisters...)
(Stay with me here...)

(Cuties)
(Go...Stop...Statue..Face...Go...Stop...Statue)
(Girls I know 'Statue' wasn't the actual word we used...)
(But I KNOW that when we do it again it will be...)
("No Strings Attached"...)
(See it)

(Thunder and Lightning)
(Of course theres a story for this one)
(But all Im going to say is...)
(Look at the glorious 'tail' that lightning has !!! )

(Ok Ok Ann....)
(This perfect ones for you)

("Um no. I want a stem and leaves.")
("Well ok then Ann!")
(xoxoxo)


(Annie...and me)
(If you don't know what it is then Im calling the US Government on you)
(Seriously)

(Tommys Train)
(Amazing)

(This is a STINGRAY and OCEAN WATER)
(Stop with the perversions...)

(A turtle who seems to like to swim on his back)
(Not at all how I intended it btw)

(Me and Kris.....)
(This pic will forever represent something amazing for me....)

FOOTBALL !!  
The Margaritaville Landsharks...
Ryan..Dave..Xeila..Erica..Matt..Kris..Christina..Me
And our Biggest Supporter Ms. Chelsea Sweet...Who took these photos for us...xoxoxoxo
( Warming up for the playoffs...)

(Oh and a special shout-out to some of our fans...)
(Moo Cow Fuck Milk...)
(Thats for you Xei....)

(Well we finished the season 7-1)
(We won every game but the last...)
(But I know we all had such a fun time and come on..7-1?)
(Best stats in the league !!)
(Throw up your deuce's US !!)


                             Cherie's Pictures.....
                      While Hannah and Cherie were playing tourist...Cherie captured this....
                             (PS Thanks Cherie for letting me steal all your pics...)
(Hannah in the booty shaking competition...)
(She SHOULD have won but they just weren't ready for her )

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( H..K..C )

( Pool Bar )

( Like this one...)
(It'd take me too long to explain why..)
(But the reasons aren't always important..)
(Did you catch that philosophical bomb I just dropped on you?)

(Balloon Popping Contest)

(Priceless)

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               Stingray City Tours..................WWW.Stingraysailing.com
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(Cutest thing ever)

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(Ok...I take that one back...)
(THIS is the cutest thing ever)
(Actually its the Coolest thing ever...)
(Uhh...because hes acting Cool of course...)

( Dried Mangos....a HUGE hit with the Vacationers..)

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( Chels might love Stingrays more than anyone else in the world...)

(Cherie..don't worry...)
(No one will ever know that you were nervous in the water because....)
(Your face is so calm and collected...)

( Love )

(Cant stand around that food bucket too long...)
(Or there could be a STINGRAY ATTACK!!!)
(Don't worry its not deadly..)
(Just super annoying and sometimes a little scary..)

(  Feminism )

(I sent this pic to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition)
(I think were gunna get picked for SURE !!)
( Snorkels are SO In right now...)

(  Nice Pic...)

K.
Bye.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Easter Earth Day

Happy Easter!
(Yes I know how far behind I am...)
(Thanks for rubbing it in my face...like I don't feel guilty enough as it is)
Since we've all been homesick for all the holidays thus far...
And SANTA wasn't able to find us this year...
(Well MY Santa found me...but not everyones did)
We decide to make little Easter Baskets for everyone...

< These next two Photos...courtesy of Ann - "Amazing" - King >
(Who was here to spend Easter with me and the fam....)
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I haven't uploaded all of the eggs because I don't want to bore you ....
But heres a few to give you an idea...
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(Yeah....we made a bunch...)
(Took us a few hours...between three/four of us...)
(Let me explain...)
(First..Me Chels and Kris "Blew out" the eggs)
(I know.... its as hard as it sounds...)
< Wink Wink >
(But seriously..we had to poke holes in the top and bottoms, hold it over a bowl and blow..)
(Kris's holes were so tiny she sounded like a baby elephant the entire time...)
< Good memories...> < Grin >
(Then you have to rinse them out which was an ongoing process since the holes are so tiny)
(But don't worry guys I think we got it all out....)
(Then we had to figure out a place to put them because the box doesn't come with a stand)
(So we used the empty egg crate..some scissors and a lot of bobby pins...)
(Yeah were like Mini McGuyver's ... What??)
(That was a gangster "What" by the way)

(And THEN......)
< I wanted to put a pic in-between all these words so I don't lose you...>
(Like I was saying...and THEN When Annie was here..we 'sharpied'...and then ...)
(...poor Annie got stuck inserting and crazy gluing the fishing wire to hold them..)
(I think she still might have glue on her fingers...)
(Chels wrote on all the baskets while Kris packed them up)
(I don't know why I told you all that...but I felt like you should know) 

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               Ok this blog is getting really long already...
           So Ill try and make the rest short and sweet....

        Annies Photos : : : "Just Chillin' in Cayman"
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(Love this one)


           "Family Day" On Chip and Michelle's Boat  .... Easter Sunday ....
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(  Lovely Ryan...)
< Actually I love it....>

(NICE BUTT BABY !! )

( JUMPPPPPP )

(Sting Rays!!)
(You really should be able to recognize them by now..)

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( Beauty...)
(Oh and PS I just noticed you had perfect eyebrows! )

         Cemetery Beach ....
                        (Actually its not a beach...more of "Cemetery Ironshore Next to the Water")
(Love this one....)

          Caymans "Earth Day"             This is a new thing for Cayman so Im told
                                                        .... and a few days after the US's earth day
                                                  which is....March 22....AND is also my parents
                                                               Anniversary!!  Happy Anniversary !!!
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(Lovely)

(Oh yes it was a HUGE deal here)
(We actually got a paid Holiday at work because He decided to get married)
(Crazy)
(But IM ABSOLUTELY NOT COMPLAINING...)
(Thanks for tying the knot guys!!)

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( I think these things are supposed to mimic the settings at the Royal Wedding )
(And you can buy them so you can feel like your sitting right there with them)
(AND they also sell the Royal Crown) 
(...replicas of course...)
(I hope that was obv. to you.)


                              And now for some "Garbage Pail Art"  ......
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(  This ones my fav....)
(In case you were wondering)

Arts and Crafts....Using garbage
(...that sounds bad...let me try again..)
Using....Already Used Items that would most likely be thrown out..
(Better?? )
(These flowers are made out of old Water/Soda Bottles)

( But I have no idea what the centers are made out of.... )

(I don't know what they were making here...)
(Besides a hott mess...)
(But at least they were smiling while they did it!)

(Yup)
(Cookies baked in the sun using metal and tinfoil...)
(No I did NOT taste one....)

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(Do I really need to explain this one?)

( This was made from cardboard...)

( Cant go to Caymana Bay without taking some fountain shots...)

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Humane Society Book Sale....
(YOU SHOULD DONATE TO THEM)
(ITs a good cause and its all for the animals...)
(And every little bit helps...)
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( ORRRRR.... )
(You could shoot over there and adopt a cutie little pup...or cat)

( Garbage Fashion...)
(Apparently its all the rave.....)


             RANDOM PICS......
(Bet your wondering what the big deal is....)
(Bet your saying to yourself..."Its a movie theater window...so what?")

(OH THATS RIGHT!!!)
(NO RATED R MOVIES PLAY ON SUNDAY...)
(COME ON....SERIOUSLY?)
(Let me get this straight...)
(You can go to a bar and get hammered on a Sunday and sleep with a random...)
(But you cant watch it on the big screen...)
(I mean clearly THAT makes sense...)

Bet your surprised Im posting AGAIN...after just 22 hours....
Thats just how I roll...
See you tomorrow!!