ARGGG.....PIRATES week :: The beginning...

AHOY MATEY's  !!!!!! (That MIGHT not be the correct spelling...)

Fact Of The Day : : Microphones: : Apparently there are 'Diaphragms' (That IS the correct spelling) inside the Mic that allow the artist to choose the amount of background noise it takes in. The

wider the D the more background you'll get, but will allow you to hold the mic however you want.

The More narrow the D is, the clearer sound is with less 'noise', but must be held directly

in front of the mouth or it wont register.

(Ok so clearly I have no idea about any of this...and I forgot all the details so I Googled it..of course..

AND was so confused after 3 minutes of reading that I just gave up. Too technical for me...So I 

cant vouch for that...Im not sure that I even used the right words...BUT I do know that somewhere in all

that is a true statement....)

(That might have been the most UNreliable FOTD ever)

((But Im sticking to it!)

(So there.)

****PIRATES WEEK****

(That is the first time that I ever ENLARGED a title.)

(THAT is because Pirates Week is a BIG deal here...They go all out :::)

(Its such a big deal that I have THREE full posts about it)

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY :::  11.12.10 -- 11.13.10

 I took pics with Three different Cameras these few days and

forgot to merge them when I uploaded.. soo there is really NO order at all.

But to clarify...Friday night was the STREET FAIR which included Fireworks and 

Miss Cayman Costume contest...THREE separate "Concerts" and FOOD galore!!

SATURDAY was "The Landing" and the "Parade" and Margaritavilles DJ Lizzy Curious Show

in one room and the Pacquiao Fight in another...

(OH YES...we DRESSED it up!!)

(Hows that for FLAIR !!)

(M + E)

(RICARDO went ALL OUT...I was super impressed!!)

(BAD-ass)

(Apparently Flashdance and Pirates wear similar attire !!)

(C..E..S)

(XEILA !!)

(SHAY-LA)

(Super cool spelling but I had no idea how to pronounce it)

(RYAN !!)

(Awesom-ness)

(Servers with Swords = A HUGE tip)

(Random Pirate Number One)

(A First Pumping Pirates Wife)

(Only in the Caymans)

                                                              (WALK the PLANK)

(And then put the plank back real fast so The person whose running to tell on you will look stupid

by the time she gets back with the GM.)

(MIND YA BUSINESS)

(Ah. There is such a long back story to this.)

(But I will say this...the "Colored" one ran around the Island all week in her "Belly-Dancing Coin Gypsy Skirt" flitzing around like a "Fairie Child")

(Which might not have been as weird if it wasn't PIRATES WEEK)

    FIREWORKS ::: I know Firework Pics can get boring...So I just took a few and Played with the
                                     Colors of them....(I actually took 50 of them but only POSTED four.)
                                                     (Such a Heavy Trigger Finger I have...........)
     (Im not going to explain the colors...in hopes that your all smart enough to figure it out on your own)
                                                                   (Don't let me down...)

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(Random Pirate Number Two)

(Doesn't that Cheeseburger look real?)

(Signing competition)

(She was pretty good)

(Proof that Child Labor Boards do not come to the Caymans)

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         (Mannish Water Soup :: A Traditional Jamaica Soup comprised of Various Goat Parts...
              sometimes including the Head and the Brains.)(And Ive heard intestines also)
                                                                   (NO COMMENT)

(En-Garde)

(Its French for "Im gunna Slice you sucka!")

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(There was enough food to Feed TEXAS here...and yet KFC was still BUMPIN !!)

(And yes Texas is WAY bigger than the Caymans)

(Pirates + Sprite + Purple Beads = Grand Cayman)

    Best Cayman Costume Contest :: (That might not have been the actual Title..But thats what it was)

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(No, I have no idea what Number 7's costume is )

(The WINNER...a Turtle...Surprise Surprise)

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(The Pirate Ship..)

(The Strongest Floridian Ever Captured on Film)

(WAKE UP!)

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               An EAGLE - Eyes View ::  From the Roof of Margaritaville . . .

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(BALLIN')

(Aww Dave, Look at your little....Sword...)

Random Pic of the Day : : : Ok First off I would like to say that I did not make this pic XLArge

because I didn't want to offend anyone....

SECONDLY Id like to say that its not the fact that he's wearing it that upsets me, but the

fact that they MAKE THEM THAT SMALL.

European or not. Come on. MY bathing suits cover more....

(And Erica just pointed out that his butt PROCLAIMS that its a 10.)

(Please....Id give it a 2)

Ok well thats it for the first day....The rest of the weekend is to follow.......

Today Im a TOURIST : : : (Which means you are also!)

This is the THIRD day with reliable INTERNET

I don't even know what to do with myself!!

Fact of the Day : : : IT IS EXPENSIVE TO LIVE HERE.

Im sure I've said it before...but Im JUST reminding you.

FML.

: : : TOURISTS : : :

Working in the Cayman Islands is one thing : : Is all about...

(These are the Cruise Ships)

(In case you couldn't figure it out)

(Suv,)

(Those are souvinears. Which obv I cant spell, so I abbreviated it because Im too lazy to look it up)

(I sounded it out though)

(Clearly it didn't work)

(Don't judge me)

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(I was going to delete this pic because it isn't very artistic....)

(Then I noticed that there were electrical cords attached to them)

(A Conch lamp?)

(Is that cool?)

(This was just one of the many 'Tour Solicitors')

         AND THEN ...you walk into MARGARITAVILLE : : : 

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       SCAVENGER HUNT : : : 

(FYI...A BRA counts as Two shirts)

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(Im not going to tell you what happens : : :)

(But I will tell you that you do NOT want to be the last person on stage!)

(Im not sure WHICH synchronized Dance this was...)

(Could have been the Cha Cha Slide or Cupid Shuffle or the Wobble)

(THE WOBBLE?? WTF is that?)

(This guy was a HOTT mess)

(Or a Rebel)

(Some people dance on stage.....)

(And other just record and take pictures...)

(This chic looks like she's going to have a heart attack)

              SHOTS : : : (And they're not selective....Shots for Everyone : : : )
                                        (I spelt 'They're' CORRECTLY again!!)
                             (KIM G THIS IS FOR YOU!! Bc I know your silently Judging me)
                                                     (xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo)

(The Old-ER)

(I was told the term 'OLD' is offensive.)

(Just trying to be PC here people)

(The 'Fashion Forward')

(Another no-offensive term for NICE HAT)

(The super ANXIOUS)

(And the ones who are straight "Chillin")

(This is a 'Michael Jackson' Move)

(Or so he thinks)

(Someone gave Dave these Flip Flops)

(Amazing)

(...."I Said a-hip-hop"...)

(Thats Rappers Delight)

(Duh)

(What people will do for a Free Tee Shirt)

(Sol)

(WTF is Sol?)

(Its the 'Carona' back up)

(Must be delicious)

(This boy is over 18)

(I swear)

(This guy is an ANIMAL)

(And the first one I saw who got the beer down in 5 Seconds)

(Although I don't know if pouring it all over your body counts)

(Look at the guy behind him taking notes...he's next)

(You can tell by his shirt stains that he tried the previous guys methods)

(And that it didn't work)

(Good try though Homie)

(Daves African)

(Seriously, he donates a quarter to him every time he sees him..And he writes him letters..)

(Best story ever)

(Hi BRAD!)

(Line um up)

                       THE SLIDE : : : 

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(Yes, sometimes the staff goes down too)

(And No, you don't have to be a child to LOVE the slide)

(The "Shot Mix")

(THATS OUR TEQUILA)

(And Chris in the background)

(You cant see them here but he has AMAZING Abs)

(You would never think you'd do manual labor on VACATION)

(BUT......you Would for this!)

        BALOON POPPING CONTEST : : :

(THIS is my GM. Chris)

(Loving Life)

(Second Positon)

(Dave and the Africans)

(Yes, I meant the South Africans)

(You RACIST bastards)

 
           LONG ISland in the House : : :   The Fist Pump.....

(You GOTTA start down low)

(AND then you bring it up HIGH!)

            OUR LOVELY STAFF : : : 

(Kristin and Kathrine (Kathryn))

(SORRY!)

(Livia and EBANKS)

(CORRINA)(CARINA)(CORINA)

(One of those)

                        
                             DJ TONY CHEN : : : Our In House..."Entertainment Manager"
                                                                          " MC/DJ "

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(Get 'um K)

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Random Pic of the Day : : : SCORPION SIGHTING

(Seriously? I didn't move to Arizona...WTF people?)

(So mean and ANGRY.....)

(But don't worry.. they said that it wont KILL you. It will just put you in the hospital for a few days)

(Thanks. SUPER reassuring.)

Well thats all for today.....Im super behind but I have all of PIRATES WEEK

to show you......

Let me leave you with this.

" Fuck 'em. Move On. "