HAPPY Bday CHRISTINA!!! YOB !!!!

What is YOB??

YOU OLD BITCH!!!!

HAPPPPPY BDAY...12 Days Ago....

Lo Siento doce días mas tarde

(Thats means 'Im sorry its 12 days late' )

"Donde esta la biblioteca Pedro?"

(Thats from Dodgeball)

(Im not translating that)

(You should be able to do it yourself.)

(And if you cant I wouldn't admit it to anyone!!)

HAPPY HOUR BOAT ::: 12.16.10    

SURPRISE !!!

(The banner of Possible Death)

(Let me explain)

(You know what...Im not going to)

(Have to leave SOMETHING to the imagination)

(THIS is the kind of cake you can get in short notice in Cayman)

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( YES !!!!)

(Al is ALWAYS sleeping!!)

(Al...your a good sport!!)

FDK

(Ray obv didn't get the memo that this was a "G" Picture)

(Would you like come Crackers for that CHESSE??)

(Haha..."Would you like some fries with that shake")

('The Little Rascals')

(Great Movie...)

("I got a pickle..I got a pickle...I got a pickle today.. hey hey...Are these kosher?")

(Actors : make a questioning quester)

(Ok Ill stop)

(Even though I don't want to)

(I love everything about this picture)

        The REVEAL ::: (Shut up Kristin. This is not grammatically incorrect ...and if it is....DEAL !!)

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(She THOUGHT she was going on a quite romantic dinner with her man....)

(I have soo many kissing pics of these two)

(Either their madly in love...or I just have AMAZING timing)

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(She had NO IDEA....hence the tears)

(ITS OK....their tears of JOY !!)

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(Secret Service)

(Yes he is our PERSONAL SS)

(Don't tell anyone though their supposed to remain anonymous)

(Really...its a big deal kinda...)

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( Al's sleeping again..)

(But whats funny is...this time I didn't TELL him to be sleeping..)

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(There is NOTHING 'Right-On' about this picture)

(If you don't get the 'R-O' then you need to broaden your horizons)

(Alaska)

(The two on the right are in love...)

(Perfect match)

(Sooo cute!)

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(There is a Ninja in this photo)

(Can you find him?)

(I have to tell you that If you CAN see him...its only because he WANTS you too)

(If he was ON DUTY...well I think I've released enough info for one day)

(  )

( SS is checking with this guy to make sure he's of no harm to anyone)

(SS...you really don't remember what that means?)

(Im not helping you out)

(Stop being lazy and backtrack)

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(The random arm coming form the right is there to point out the fact that Roger actually agreed to

to be in this picture)

(The power of Birthdays)

(And Boobs)

(Sorry but it had to be said Chris...)

(The Picture on the right was taken by Erica)

(Excellent lighting Chica!!)

(I said Chica because Erica's Puerto Rican)

(And.... Puerto Ricans speak Spanish?)

(KEEP UP !!)

(IFHYTUA)

(Nope not helping you with this one either)

( Thats my bitch...)

(SOOOO glad you were on that boat with me)

(xoxoxoxoxoxo)

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(TBRIFC)

(ON YOUR OWN.....AGAIN!!)

(S.D.)

(Why does that guy look so scared/ stupefied)

( GET IT GIRL !!!)

(Not only is she an excellent 'Swinger'...but an excellent Teacher !!)

(And by 'Swinger' I don't mean she engages in inappropriate acts with other couples)

(I mean 'swinging on the pole' in a completely professional manner)

(And by 'professional' I mean skillful...not skanky)

(Sometimes you just have to clarify these things...and anything involving poles and swinging...)

(Well you know where Im going...)

(Perverts)

(The Official shot of the Island)

(And this is why I DONT drink)

(Disgusting)

(No boat trip is complete without this chic taking her clothes off)

( Thanks for bartending Kirsten )

(Lighting candles....on a boat + wind + alcohol = A familiar joke)

(Oh you want to hear the joke?)

(OK....How many people does it take to light 5 candles on a baby cake?)

(About 6.)

(Thats the real answer. And we couldn't even get them all....)

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(Ahhh....Traditions....)

(She's actually 23.)

(But I saw 32 and got excited)

(Then I wouldn't be the oldest....Boooo)

( And here we go again....)

(Im gunna say now for sure that its because there Madly in Love)

(And what lesson did we learn today kids?)

(That when alcohol is around no one cares about the cake)

(Poor cake)

(You did a good job buddy...)

(Be proud)

(You were still the star of the show and we couldn't have done it without you)

             GROUP PHOTO :::  Well as much of the group as we could fit ......

THE END

Well the end of this blog...Not the end of life...

Your sooo dramatic....

Oh...One last thing....I have decided to take the Fact of The Day and tweak it a little.

(I love the word Tweak) 

It will now be called Daily Knowledge. 

(Because it sounds a bit classier)

(And It will be located on the bottom...so if your Not interested you can just skip it!)

It will start tomorrow...

(And by tomorrow I mean the next time I blog)

CB2 :: Lights F..H..

                                         OHHHHHHH....you want to know what my
                                                       super fun title stands for!!
                        WEllllllll it means : : : Caymana Bay 2 ... Lights ...Fountain ...Hammock!
                                       Yes Im aware that your still confused...just read on...

         Fact of the Day :: Well remember when I wrote about the Munchkin Cats?
                           (If you don't remember then you haven't been keeping up and I hate you.)
                                                     (Just Kidding)           (Not really)
                     Anyway I received an email a while back from Jeff Howard at Adopt-a-pet.com
                        and he actually needs help to find good homes to those CUTIE CATS...
                     SOOO log on to www.adoptapet.com/s/munchkin-cats-for-adoption. 
                            and pick one of those little munchkins up!!! Id be ALL over it if I was in the 
                                             states....SAVE THE MUNCHKIN CATS !!!!!!
                            (And I don't know why my letters are smaller now....how annoying)

Before we start Id like to reiterate that....JOANNE is HERE!!!!

(Well she's not actually here anymore because Im behind in my blogs...again...but she WAS

here last week for a WHOLE nine days!!!)

(Public Beach....arrival day...12.12.10)

(BeerRITA  at Billy Bones)

(A BeerRita is a pitcher full of Margaritas with a Carona flipped upside down)

(In case that was too complicated for you to figure out on your own)

Now on to : : :   CAYMANA BAY   12.15.10

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(Donnie...I HOPE that this was in her driveway this morning!!)

(Because she DID ask Santa for it!!)

The Watch Tower : : : There is a GIANT Mosaic of a BEAUTIFUL Oceanic Scene...    

 (This is actually a replication of a Photograph which Ive seen hanging in the Ritz Gallery)

(It goes from floor to ceiling )

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                 The best is always found at the top :::

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                                                                                 (  )
              

Angles :::

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(Love it )

                    Outside :::

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            FOUNTAIN :::

( B )

( G )

(This is what it looks like when you turn everything UPP)

(MEANING ::: pushing all of the iphoto options to the right)

(If you STILL don't know what that means....then don't worry about it!!)

( O )

( P )

( N )

(Oooooo Threw you off didn't I !!???)

(What does 'N' stand for??)

(NATURAL)

( Steel )

(Yes Steel Blue is a color)

(Also known as Slate Blue)

( P 2 )

(I like this one better)

(If I had to choose)

(Which I don't.)

(The big blue Cayman Christmas tree)

(The balls were huge)

(Don't be a pervert)

The Island : : :

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( A hard roped Lantern)

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                  HAMMOCK  Time :::

(YAY theres my little JOANNE !!)

(Finally in a Hammock)

(In Cayman)

(With me)

(Perf)

<'Perf' is 'Perfect' Obv...and I stole it from Chels.)

(Thank you Chels.)

A Sequence ::: From Traditional to Hysterical

(Just your normal everyday pose)

(Lovely)

(And then we jump right into Chels giving it to Jo in her favorite place)

(Just kidding about that)

(ew)

(On to the random foot eating portion)

(I don't know)

(Seriously.....I don't know)

(And RELEASE.......)

(And EAT SAND !!!!)

(Not sure HOW but somewhere during the swing we all got a mouthful of sand)

(It was crunchy and delish)

(The sand that got into our eyes was also wonderful)

(And then of course we had to reenact the event)

(As in eating sand)

(Yes thats was I was doing also even though Kristin looks way better)

(But I had the camera remote in the other hand so it was just super awkward)

(Ok maybe I am just super awkward)

(Nope thats not it.)

(It was the remote....)

(Boardwalk)

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(I don't know why but this reminded me of Manhattan)

(The Subways I guess)

(NO NOT the color)

(Goodness your so literal) 

The fountains of FIRE :::

(Just kidding)

(About the fire part)

(I was just trying to be dramatic)

(But I AM obsessed with this new merging photos process)

(Its cheating actually)

(This way I can put up way more photos without having to wait for them to upload)

(ALWAYS trying to beat the system)

(SO THERE stupid photo uploader!!)

(Whose got the power now!!)

(WHAT WHAT)

(Bet you forgot that Im a 'G')

(Well u best remember suckaaaaa!)

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(Hummmm.....this one kind of looks like a 'Fountain of Fire')

(I must be psychic)

(I saw a 'broken heart' when I first looked at this picture)

(Thats why I made it red)

(Because hearts are red)

(And so are fire engines.)

(But thats neither here nor there)

(That expression's weird too)

(If it not here or there then where the hell is it?)

OK thats it for now....next is Christina's Bday Boat Blowout !!!

(No one actually called it that but I like that there are a lot of B's !)

AND MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!