Wednesday, June 29, 2011

P.S......

OOPS !!!!
I totally forgot about these pictures!!
These are all courtesy of the Ninja..........

MY SURPRISE BON VOYAGE DINNER : : : 
Thank you to everyone who came....
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Such a sweet gesture....
(  )

( Me and My Sisters...)

"Im leaving....on a Jet Plane..."

(Yes...I am part Indian)

The Toast : : 

(Got all teary-eyed...)

(Rocking out....)

(My Sweet Girl....)
(LOVE this Pic...even though I was made fun of while it was being taken..)

( Thank God for 6.24.11 )

( I am NOT getting involved...)

( Thank you Cayman for bringing us back together...)



( Um stop being so cute this is MY night...  )

( Kathryn...love it...)

"So my bag has a Reflector..."
"So What ?"
"Dont hate...Just let me live..."


( A dress and Make-up )
(This totally counted as our date !!)

(This is me doing "Sexy" )
(Cracks me up!!)

       
(Yes....Im in heels...)
(Well I was for about 3 minutes...)

( Floating Head!!)

 ( Christina...I love your Boobs...)


Randoms From Batabano : : 
( Love this Pic...)
(Thank you Ninja)

( Like my Robin Hood Feather? )
(Pimpin....)


(This is Chels getting "Fuck Dance" Molested)
(I apologize for the language but thats just what its called.)
(We were just standing on the wall minding our business when all three of us got picked up
and carried into the street....)

( When I thought Chels had had enough I grabbed her and pulled her to safety...)
(That was one hell of an experience...)

Ok thats the last of them...
Cuba's next....Promise!!!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Dear Cayman....

                        This Blog is dedicated to the people Ive met...and Re-Met..in Grand Cayman...
                                              Some of you will be in my heart forever...
                  And some of you will always represent everything thats wrong with humanity....
     But ALL of you have taught me..shown me...and helped me...to feel something new and different
                                             and for that I thank you.................
                                
           Here are some things Im taking with me......

  -- BEING UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH  : :
      *  Scorpion Bite  ( Sorry Eric !! )
      *  Hematoma   (Thanks Erica :) )
      *  Abcesses    ( Love you my tough cookies..)
      *  Bug Bite Allergys  (Thanks Cayman)
      *  Uncontrollable Sweating  (I never want to hear anyone complain about being hot again)
      *  Pinched nerves  ( Poor Kris )
      *  Barking Dogs and Crowing Roosters

  -- I LEARNED : :
       *  The Wobble / ChaCha Slide / Duggie / Jerk..(kinda)
       *  Some amazing dance moves from Erica
       *  About Blood Pudding  (EW. No I didn't try it)
       *  About and how to play football...and was honored to be a part of the 6-1 Team....
       *  That 5 songs last about 35 minutes..not 15  (Sorry butt..) (Haha Kris)
       *  Things do fall off the bottom of shopping carts.
       *  How to be a woman...(Thanks Xei, Erica and Chels...lol)
       *  How to be happy  (Thanks Barb...Kris...Chels...)
       *  How to look on the bright side and see my glass as half full...and then offer it to someone who
                  needs it more than I do.
       *  How to use my camera...How to get the perfect shot...
       *  How to love..and live and accept life for what it is...
    
  --- I SURVIVED WITHOUT : : 
     *   Car
     *  Phone
     *  Cable
     *  Reliable Internet
     *  A Target (This is serious)

--- I REALIZED THE IMPORTANCE OF  : : 
     *   patience
     *   friends
     *   laughter
     *   an unbiased opinion
     *   love
     *   encouragement
     *   reliability
     *   the right attitude
     *   desire
     *   Falling in love...(with a Big Blue Headed Cartoon)

             A Special Thanks to Morgan Strong......my "Tourist Day" Photographer ......
 "Goodbye Landshark"

My last Stage 'Wobble'
("Do the Tiffany !!")

I cant.....my other 1/3

"YEAH !!!!  LOVE ME !!!!"

"Um Jack and Corrina...WAKE UP !!"

Ahhh....Antoinette
For those who don't know her...she is the author of the famous Sara Observation...
"Well She's at least Bisexual right?"

"Hum...I cant imagine why she'd think that.."

UGH....SHOTS !!
(See how happy I look about it?)

(  )

Same face every time...It just never gets easier...

Oh Ray.

Yup. I went there....


I was lucky enough to have Fish Agree to take a Pic of me....Miss you, you sassy thing..

Ah Liv and Ebanks...
(My sketchbook savior and my Comedic Relief...)

Kathryn !!!!   Cute pic Eh?  



HOWARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
"What is going on with these Chicken Fingers?  Can I order Kids Pasta...PUHLEASE !!)

Cutie kitchen boy who tried to square up with me...
(For those of you who don't know I took his ass down...)

Now Miss Rose comes with a story....
When I first arrived I made the mistake of calling her lazy...and after being screamed at in
Patwa for 20 minutes and threatened to be deported...I apologized and we got along great
ever since.....


Matt and Rupert...

We are Sooo important that everything bores us...

YES !!!  The Ice Train gave me a lift !!
(Jason stop trying to be in EVERY pic!!)

The MVille Team....Well some of them...

Time Out

Listen I just did what Morgan told me too....

Yep and down the water slide we Go!!
(Thanks for coming with me Matt even though you were working...)


And.........We got stuck and had to walk down half way....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  ........

Throwing it up....

(This is Obv from the Ninja...)

I left my footprints....

I had a bite to eat before I left....
And....

One Last drink for the road.....


  -- DEAR CAYMAN....I MISS : : 
       *  Pink Dog
       *  Elvis Cab Driver
       *  SKIPPPPP...Phase 10...Dominos 
       *  Gas Station Runs
       *  Easy A..MEGAMIND...Despicable Me (I said that in the Hungarian/Russian Accent)
       *  Beach Volleyball/Basketball
       *  Cross Fit
       *  Poppers...Bagel Grilled Chz...Lemon CHX !!  Chels Pizza...
       *  Late night vent secessions with my Roomie...
       *  Palm tress...my pool...Snorkling...Family Day with Chip and Michelle..
       *  Doing the dishes for my Thruple...
       *  Sunday BBQ's
       *  Direct Connect Dance Game...that game is the SHIT!!!
       *  Getting wasted...(Just kidding...OBVS..)
       *  My Sisters....

    OH ONE LAST THING BEFORE I FORGET....
              
             I would like to Officially Introduce to the USA : : : 
            A GRAND CAYMAN Original Exclusive.....

        "AXE D.I.G" ..... A High Quality Cologne made by the
                               Creators of your Favorite Axe Products....

           For Further Information please Contact Caymans
             Dead Iguana Garbage Distributors......

                                     < LMAO >

NEXT UP.......................  CUBA !!!!!!